that Malfoy boy [entries|friends|calendar] Brax Malfoy hordes of locusts blot out your sun. raining down - rain on everyone. poor little rich thing. poor little bleeding heart. poor little misunderstood: piss on it - i'm sick of it. enough is enough, I wanna fuck it up, in spite of it; just for the hell of it. profile , friends , recent , game , mod , layout [ userinfo | insanejournal userinfo ] [ calendar | insanejournal calendar ]

[Tue 28 Jul / 3:28pm] That time of year again. Cue endless, boring babbling about costumes. If I could be bothered, I'd keep score and award the most inane babbler with a prize. I probably can be bothered to award a prize to the shortest skirt on a costume (female costume; sorry, Dev) so keep that in mind, ladies! Who won the croquet anyway? I fell asleep. go on (40) give it up

[Bella] [Mon 13 Apr / 11:08am] This has been one of the most hilarious weeks of my life to date. It even beats the one when you jinxed me so I could only speak Russian. Mostly because I didn't get any sex out of that at all, which I maintain is one of the great mysteries of the world. Russian's fucking hot. Anyway. If I let you wax my legs, can I borrow one of your skirts? Like maybe that black one with the pinstripes and the flounce at the bottom? It's a crime not to show off these legs while I've got 'em. Shoes could be tricky, though. Hmm. go on (14) give it up

[Lucia] [Fri 3 Apr / 9:35am] Devlin's giving me shit because his tits are bigger than mine. Want to come and reassure my fragile feminine self-image? go on (5) give it up

navigation [ viewing | most recent entries ] [ go | earlier ]